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I Need New Conspiracy Theories MugI need new conspiracy theories because all my old ones came true. How weird is it when your normie friends that used to leave the room when you really got going now are spouting off how there are evil elites trafficking children or covert government ops working with corporations to enslave the masses with technocratic authoritarian policies? Hell, even the government admitted UFOs now. What's even left after Alex Jones can even laugh "I told you so?"
I need new conspiracy theories because all my old ones came true. How weird is it when your normie friends that used to leave the room when you really got going now are spouting off how there are evil elites trafficking children or covert government ops working with corporations to enslave the masses with technocratic authoritarian policies? Hell, even the government admitted UFOs now. What's even left after Alex Jones can even laugh "I told you so?"Things are getting weird.
I guess there are still shape-shifting lizard people and COVID-19 vaccine depopulation schemes. Wait, no, Jim in accounting was already posting that shit on Facebook. Damn it.
• Ceramic
• Height: 3.85" (9.8 cm)
• Diameter: 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• White print area
• Color rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
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★★★★★ 5
Protection
Style: SPF 50
I love this product, especially my husband because it’s all-natural. It contains minerals that leave a slight white residue on the face. While it would be nice to have a clearer texture, it does a beautiful job of protecting you from the sun.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 22, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Best mineral sunscreen
Size: 3.4 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
Best sunblock. No white cast if you use the 30 spf. My dermatologist recommended this years ago and I’ve used it since.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2026
★★★★★ 5
No white residue
Size: 3.4 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
I put this sunscreen on immediately after it was delivered. It smells so good & goes on smoothly without any white residue. It seems to protect the skin, but then again I put some on every hour on the hour and didn't have any issues. I will be reordering. I wish this was on subscribe and save, but will continue to purchase.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Best sunscreen ever
Size: 3.4 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
I loooove this mineral sunscreen. It’s goes on so well, and works great. Definitely my favorite of all time!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 30, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Best mineral sunscreen
Size: 3.4 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
Mineral sunscreen that isn’t chalky or pasty.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 15, 2026