Fluent in Silence and Sarcasm T-Shirt
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Fluent in Silence and Sarcasm T-Shirt

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Fluent in Silence and Sarcasm T-ShirtYou speak two languages: deadpan and disappearing. This shirt is for those who ghost with grace and roast with precision. Equal parts mysterious and mildly threatening, its a warning label for anyone who thinks awkward silences arent beautiful or that sarcasm isnt a love language. Spoiler alert: it isand you're fluent. Made with soft, lightweight cotton and a classic unisex fit, this tee is the perfect sidekick for dodging conversations and delivering

You speak two languages: deadpan and disappearing. This shirt is for those who ghost with grace and roast with precision. Equal parts mysterious and mildly threatening, it’s a warning label for anyone who thinks awkward silences aren’t beautiful or that sarcasm isn’t a love language. Spoiler alert: it is—and you're fluent.

Made with soft, lightweight cotton and a classic unisex fit, this tee is the perfect sidekick for dodging conversations and delivering one-liners that leave people wondering if you’re serious (you’re not, but also—yes). Great for neurodivergent folks, burnout survivors, and anyone who’s mentally left the chat. Because some skills just can’t be taught—they’re perfected in silence.

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I purchased the "TESmart" 2 computer KVM Switch. I always get the added warranty these day for electronics and I am glad I did. It has now been 3 years and the unit has stopped working correctly. It would switch between computers but the mouse and keyboard stopped working for one of the computers. I'm not sure exactly which component stopped working because the keyboard and mouse worked fine for the other computer. I did plugged the mouse and keyboard directly to the computer in question and they worked fine. I believe the "push threw" stopped for my W11 computer, meanwhile, the W7 computer keeps trucking on. I say all that to say this, it's worth paying a few dollars more to get that little bit of extra security on the electronics these days. Unfortunately the prices have gone up on the KVM switches, at least the ones worth buying so I am in search of a new one now. ASURION was easy to work with. It wasn't that much of a hassle. The slight glitch I experienced was their automatic system didn't register my claim correctly. Only mistake I made was making the claim over a weekend. I would say if you make a claim do it during the normal business hours. I was able to chat with an agent during working hours and they were able to remedy the issue quickly. I did have to ship the KVM switch and its components to Asurion but they paid for shipping and once I was able to package and ship the unit back, Asurion refunded my purchase price completely with an Amazon Gift Card. So, all in all, it's all good!
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