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Schwartz: Der Spermanist - COMPACT DISCSTitle: Der Spermanist Artist: Schwartz Label: Distribution Select Product Type: COMPACT DISCS UPC: 4260038523834 Genre: Rap Hip Hop, German Release Date: 2013 03 19 Number of Discs: 1 Additional Details: GERMANY IMPORT Tracks: 1. 1 Exordium 1. 2 Tractatus Philosofickus 1. 3 Der Palomutterficker 1. 4 Diese Welt Ist Ein Puff (Mit Frauenarzt) 1. 5 Vaginalaboratorium 1. 6 Deine Mutter Mit 2 Titten 1. 7 Ihr Verfluchten Weiber! (Skit) 1. 8 Sexperimentelle
Title: Der SpermanistArtist: Schwartz
Label: Distribution Select
Product Type: COMPACT DISCS
UPC: 4260038523834
Genre: Rap/Hip Hop, German
Release Date: 2013-03-19
Number of Discs: 1
Additional Details: GERMANY - IMPORT
Tracks:
1.1 Exordium
1.2 Tractatus Philosofickus
1.3 Der Paläomutterficker
1.4 Diese Welt Ist Ein Puff (Mit Frauenarzt)
1.5 Vaginalaboratorium
1.6 Deine Mutter Mit 2 Titten
1.7 Ihr Verfluchten Weiber! (Skit)
1.8 Sexperimentelle Spermanistik (Mit GPC)
1.9 Doktor Bitch Gay (Mit Blokkmonsta ; Rako)
1.10 Mein Nokia 1208
1.11 You're My Everything (Mit Perverz ; Gangbang Kuba)
1.12 Hardcorehorrorbrutaloshizzit (Interlude)
1.13 Groupiefreak
1.14 Café Metropol (Mit Vero One ; Jayson)
1.15 Dungeon Der Promischlampen
1.16 Unheimliche Begegnungen Der Fetten Art
1.17 Schulmädchenreport (Mit Vokalmatador ; DCVDNS)
1.18 Ingo (Freestyle)
1.19 Cyborgfotze
1.20 Reck Die Faust (Mit Hirntot Posse)
1.21 P.H. (Mit King Orgasmus)
1.22 Penisrelikt (Mit Sue Perman)
1.23 Im Stillen Kämmerlein
1.24 Conclusio
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★★★★★ 5
Good choice.
Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1)
I was really surprised... I was worried I'd get too ripe or super not ready avocados ordering from amazon but these turned out great. Good quality, acceptable size, no bruising, tasted great with a little olive oil and salt. Would get again!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 22, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Perfect
Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1)
Smaller than anticipated but perfect size for 1 person. Will buy again! Loved that they put 3 frozen bottled water in the bottom of an insulated bag to keep them fresh since I wasn't home when they were delivered. @68 cents a piece, the value for the money = 100%. Borderline ripe but perfect to use today or in a few days.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Didn’t ripen well for me.
Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1)
I bought these avocados while they were still very green, hoping they would ripen at home. Unfortunately, when they did soften, the inside had dark spots and didn’t look fresh. The texture wasn’t what I expected either.
I’m not sure if it was just this batch, but the ripening process didn’t turn out well for me.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 27, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Creamy and perfect avocados every time 🥑✨
Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1)
These Hass avocados are always fresh, creamy, and full of flavor. I use them for avocado toast, salads, guacamole, and sandwiches and they taste delicious every time. One of my favorite avocados to buy at Whole Foods.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 14, 2026
★★★★★ 5
The Avengers of avocados - Soft, smooth, and ready for greatness
Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1), Size: 1 Count (Pack of 1)
I don’t know who’s running quality control over in Haas‑land, but these avocados showed up like they had something to prove. Each arrived at that magical stage of ripeness where you gently press the skin and it gives you that perfect “I’m ready for guac, but I’m also classy enough for toast” softness.
The flavor was exactly what you want from a Haas: buttery, rich, and just a little nutty. I cut into each one expecting at least one dud (we’ve all been betrayed by a stringy, brown avocado before), but nope, green perfection all the way through. Honestly, I felt like I should’ve applauded.
They held up beautifully in everything I threw at them: sliced on toast, mashed for guacamole, cubed for salads, eaten straight with a spoon like the avocado‑obsessed adult I’ve become.
If you’re tired of playing avocado roulette at the grocery store, this pack is a surprisingly reliable win. Delicious, creamy, and ready to be eaten.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 28, 2026
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